The Doorway Statue
Stops just inside the doorway, converting a clear entrance into a human traffic study.
Sample ruling
Guilty of threshold gridlock. Penalty: one considerate step to the side.
COMEDY & SATIRE · THE MINISTRY OF PETTY AFFAIRS
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THE IRRITATION INDEX
Reply-all, without a reply-all reason.
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82/100
HIGH · ENTIRELY A JOKE
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The Reply-All Regent
Turns a two-person update into a company-wide notification of “Thanks!”
Sample ruling
Guilty of excess distribution. Penalty: compose one concise update, then stop.
The Thermostat Sovereign
Changes the household temperature by decree, then vanishes before negotiations begin.
Sample ruling
Guilty of unilateral climate policy. Penalty: share the blanket and discuss the setting.
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