Official guidance · complaint against a pet

Your cat has been reported to HR.

The glass was on the counter. Then it was on the floor. The subject maintained eye contact throughout. Open a formal case on the household’s most entitled employee.

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A satirical HR incident report filed against a cat — Subject: the cat. Status: unrepentant.

For pets of all ranksCats, dogs, the parrot that learned your ringtone and the hamster with an escape plan.

Made for sharingThe finished report is made to post, print and hang by the food bowl.

A gift for pet peopleA funny present for anyone whose pet runs the house.

Name the pet as the subject

List the pet as the accused, describe the offense like any other complaint, and let the Ministry treat it with full seriousness.

The details make it

Which sock, which shelf, what time of night: specifics turn a cute story into a document worth framing.

Choose the right office

A cat who commands the household suits the Royal Court. A dog who attends every video call suits HR.

Example language from the record
Finding of fact: the subject knowingly removed a full glass of water from the counter while maintaining eye contact with the complainant and has not expressed remorse.

Questions entered into the record

Will it really treat my pet like a person?

Yes, with complete seriousness. That is the joke.

Can I use my pet’s full title?

Yes. Sir Whiskers the Third is welcome before the Court.

How much is it?

$4.99 for the finished document.

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