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The Ministry of Petty Affairs · Form ECA-10

The ECA Score Card

Ten statements. Give yourself one point for each you have said, sincerely, in the last year. Free. Slightly insulting. Not a diagnosis.

Intake examination

    Free ruling
    0

    The full case file

    Your free ruling gives you a number. The case file gives you the receipts: a finding and a repair for every statement you scored, your invoice, a seven-day assignment, and a certificate with your name on it. $2.99 · one time

    0 findings on file.

    Where this comes from

    The Score Card is the intake quiz from The Everyday Common Asshole, a satirical shelf-help book by J.D. Scruggs. The author runs this site and the book, and earns money from both. The case file is a comic document with no legal standing. It is not a psychological assessment, and nothing here is advice.

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