The Ministry of Petty Affairs

Refund Policy

Effective October 12, 2026

All sales are final. Your writ, report, or ECA Invoice is written from scratch for your filing and released to you the moment your payment is confirmed. It can't be returned, resold, or reused for anyone else. For that reason, we do not offer refunds for change of mind or dissatisfaction with the wording, humor, or tone. Before you pay, you'll be asked to confirm that you understand this.

Why every sale is final

Each writ or report is custom work. As soon as your payment is confirmed, we pay our writing service to write it just for you and release it to you, so there is nothing to give back. Unlike a physical product, it cannot be restocked or sold to someone else.

What we will not refund

You changed your mind after paying.
You didn't like the findings, ruling, motto, plan, humor, or tone.
The writ or report is not what you imagined, or reads differently from the sample filings.
You made a typo or entered the wrong name, relationship, severity, or office. Please check the review step before you pay.
The person named in your filing didn't find it funny.
You lost or didn't save your writ or report after it was delivered. Your recovery link works for 90 days.
You bought more than one writ or report for different filings on purpose.

When we will make it right

We stand behind delivery. Contact us within 14 days of purchase, and we will fix the problem or refund you in these cases:

Charged twice for the same filing. We refund the duplicate.
Never received your writ or report. If a technical failure on our side stops it from being delivered and we can't fix it within 7 days of hearing from you, we refund you in full.
Where the law requires it. Nothing in this policy limits rights you have under the consumer laws that apply to you.

If your writ or report doesn't open after payment, reload your recovery link in a minute; you won't be charged again. If it still doesn't open after a day, contact us and we'll help.

Customers in the UK, EU and similar places

Consumer laws in some countries normally give you 14 days to cancel online purchases. For digital content supplied immediately, that right ends once supply begins, if you agreed to this. Before checkout, you'll be asked to request that your writ or report be released to you right away and to acknowledge that you lose the right to cancel once it is. Your agreement is recorded with your order.

Disputes and chargebacks

Please contact us before disputing a charge with your bank. Most problems are fixed fastest that way. If a charge is disputed, we may share our order records with the payment processor: your payment confirmation, your final-sale acknowledgment and its time, and confirmation that the writ or report was delivered. If your card was used without your permission, contact your card issuer right away.

How to contact us

Email support@ministryofpetty.com with your recovery link (the page address that starts with ?case=) or the email address on your Stripe receipt, and a short description of the problem. Approved refunds go back to the original payment method through Stripe and usually appear within 5 to 10 business days.