Official guidance · complaint about a spouse

A formal complaint for the love of your life.

Some disagreements are too old to argue about and too good to drop: the blanket theft, the dishwasher method, the twelve almost-empty bottles in the shower. Bring them before the Court.

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A Royal Court writ filed about a spouse — For the household’s longest-running dispute

A gift for anniversariesA funny card alternative for anniversaries, birthdays or Valentine’s Day.

Affectionate by designThe Court is grave about tiny things, which is what makes it sweet.

Frame it or fridge itPrint it on good paper, or post it where the offense happens.

Pick the classic dispute

Every couple has one argument that is really a running joke. That is the one to file.

Add the evidence

Details make it personal: the exact temperature, the way the forks are loaded, the date the last bulb was supposed to be changed.

End with a sweet ruling

A good writ sentences the accused to something both of you will enjoy, like breakfast in bed for a week.

Example language from the record
The Court finds the accused guilty of nightly blanket annexation and sentences them to warm the claimant’s side of the bed for seven consecutive evenings.

Questions entered into the record

Is this suitable as a gift?

Yes, for partners who share a sense of humor about their quirks.

Can I choose HR instead?

Yes, if your household runs more like an office.

Is it private?

Only people with your link can open it. Share it however you like.

Petty grievances deserve due process.

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