Department of Matters That Could Have Been an Email

Office Petty Bingo.

The coffee pot is empty. The meeting has a sequel. Someone has replied to everyone. Mark the offenses as they occur. Five in a row earns you absolutely no authority, but an excellent case.

Free to play, print, and download. No signup.

Mark the offenses. The center square is free.

OFFICE PETTY BINGO

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Satire. No actual HR department has approved this card.

How to play

  1. Mark a square when its minor office offense occurs. Tap again to undo.
  2. Complete five squares in a row, column, or diagonal. The center square is free.
  3. Shuffle for a fresh arrangement, or print cards for a team break. Marks reset when the page closes or reloads.
  4. Download your marked card as a PNG, or share your score and the game link. A shared link opens a fresh card for the next player.

No names or accusations needed. Keep it friendly; this is a joke card, not an employee assessment.

One square deserves a paper trail?

Escalate the petty offense.

Turn the missing lunch, reply-all incident, or coffee-pot offense into a personalized satirical HR case file. Start free and preview the filing receipt. The complete printable document is a one-time $4.99 purchase.

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